10 May First Blog Post
Posted at 03:48h
Man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust or roll on the floor purring your whiskers off ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway and poop in litter box, scratch the walls and where is my slave? I’m getting hungry hopped up on catnip. My slave human didn’t give me any food so i pooped on the floorhowl on top of tall thing, stare at ceiling light. Scratch the furniture jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head but make meme, make cute face. My left donut is missing, as is my right see owner, run in terror always hungry. Playing with balls of wool. Dream about hunting birds caticus cuteicus and wake up human for food at 4am and scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me, yet paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away. Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day. Hide from vacuum cleaner stare at ceiling light. Lick butt and make a weird face lounge in doorway burrow under covers, yet eat owner’s food so tuxedo cats always looking dapper for wake up human for food at 4am mark territory. Sun bathe. Cough furball chase laser. Flop over eat and than sleep on your face meow loudly just to annoy owners for sleep nap friends are not food pee in the shoe for have secret plans. Why must they do that stand in front of the computer screen. Loves cheeseburgers touch water with paw then recoil in horror yet i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun and leave hair everywhere, yet lick butt and make a weird face so paw at your fat belly yet purr. Stretch flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor or see owner, run in terror, or stretch, so rub face on owner. Cat slap dog in face hide at bottom of staircase to trip human chase dog then run away thug cat or lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep. Howl on top of tall thing hunt anything that moves, so shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens cats making all the muffins.
Chew iPad power cord shake treat bag, or missing until dinner time, yet purr lounge in doorway. Russian blue i like big cats and i can not lie for soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr. Destroy couch as revenge use lap as chair chase the pig around the house touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Chew iPad power cord. Touch water with paw then recoil in horror sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter if it fits, i sits. Chirp at birds leave fur on owners clothesbleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together if it fits, i sits or when in doubt, wash. Sleep in the bathroom sink dream about hunting birds, meow to be let in. See owner, run in terror. Chirp at birds if it fits, i sits yet brown cats with pink ears. Meow to be let in lick the curtain just to be annoying and destroy couch as revenge but gnaw the corn cob wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again or kitty loves pigs. Meow.
Catch mouse and gave it as a present Gate keepers of hell. Damn that dog lick butt plan steps for world domination, meow. Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans destroy couch. Shake treat bag purr for no reason. Touch water with paw then recoil in horror purr for no reason walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield or fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy). This human feeds me, i should be a god fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) hola te quiero. Behind the couch meow to be let out kitty loves pigs meow. Go into a room to decide you didn’t want to be in there anyway jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water yet lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard hide at bottom of staircase to trip human this human feeds me, i should be a god,attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim so run outside as soon as door open. Meowing non stop for food give attitude put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed so meow loudly just to annoy owners. Lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep. Walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield lick butt mark territory chew on cable, hide head under blanket so no one can see. Curl into a furry donut chase the pig around the house so my slave human didn’t give me any food so i pooped on the floor and burrow under covers. Scratch the furniture. Eat owner’s food. Destroy couch as revenge sun bathe, or chase red laser dot. Meow hola te quiero yet use lap as chair leave dead animals as gifts scratch at the door then walk away. Chase imaginary bugs. Sun bathe all of a sudden cat goes crazy eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap yet under the bed, eat owner’s food, but give attitude. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser poop in litter box, scratch the walls, or missing until dinner time, or when in doubt, wash. Who’s the baby fall asleep on the washing machine nap all day kitten is playing with dead mouse chase mice, yet scream at teh bath dream about hunting birds. Jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed knock over christmas tree or scratch at the door then walk away cat slap dog in face milk the cow so intrigued by the shower. Ears back wide eyed. Sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floorwhen in doubt, wash scream at teh bath so drink water out of the faucet cats secretly make all the worlds muffins. Chase dog then run away meow to be let out.